Be
warned, this entry will ramble more than most and that’s saying something.
Being in
a Livestrong ad, having been part of a fundraising campaign for a Century, I
obviously have had friends and a couple of all but strangers ask me about what
I think about all this Lance Armstrong stuff. The honest truth is I don’t know
that much about it and certainly have no strong feelings about the tour de
France narrative since I never cared then or now about cycling. People forget a
couple of things, one was that he started Livestrong long before he won the
Tour de France. Those wins apparently make it a better story My races are small
local ones that I’ve won which have gotten local news coverage at best if
anything at all and some of that simply has been because of the cancer angle.
We like a good story. I’ve learned many things from Lance Armstrong, some very
positive things to do and other lessons to avoid like it’s not the sin that
kills you, it’s the cover up. But as far as his apology, none of us can see the
heart so I will not judge whether or not its sincere.
In this
blog and in life I’ve never tried to pretend to be some great cancer crusader. I
question why people are impressed with the things I do like exercise and
prioritize above all things my daughter but I am reminded of Chris Rock, a
black comedian has this routine about black people vs niggers. He says niggers
say things like “I ain’t never been to jail, you’re not supposed to go to jail.
I take care of my kids, you’re supposed to take care of your kids you low
expectation mother fucker.” Some people call this paying things forward or
backwards to things like Livestrong the obligation of the cured but to me, it’s
the privilege of survivorship. Those low expectation mother fuckers when I walk
my daughter to school are those who are yelling at their kids to rush out of
their car and saying, it’s your fault you’re late. I gotta tell you, I have a
strong willed 6 year old but I am never going to pass the buck on her for quite
a while that her being late to school is her fault. To me taking her to school
is not an obligation, it’s a privilege. To me running as hard as I know how is
not an obligation, it’s a privilege.
Now guys
like Lance Armstrong (and me) and all competitive people have some edge in them
and some narcissism. It’s at some level an encouraged trait since society doesn’t
have graduations and handing out of trophies and medals to encourage humility.
I love and amused at the ad right now that state farm has with Aaron Rodgers that
trophies are for people with low self esteem. What do I think about Lance
Armstrong using drugs? I am not a fan of cheating. What do I think of him
personally? I’ve only met him briefly and I am not going to judge someone on
that little time with them. But it tells you something that I follow the news
about him and have it on my calendar to watch his Oprah interview. There have
been some amusing articles like that he was the dunce of the year in Texas
monthly, others that incredibly hateful ones and I’ll let you google those. There is the one
that made lots of vibration about why the person who co-wrote his books and
obviously they made some profit together isn’t angry at him (http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2012-12-15/sports/35846813_1_usada-report-tour-de-france-victories-lance-armstrong)
. USA today’s article is more my style http://m.usatoday.com/article/news/1566388
. The difference between who we are and what we’ve done is tough to
differentiate. But they do matter since no one is 100% consistent. Hell, even
when I found own my own wife was having an affair with the guy whose parents
had put me up at Duke, I still tried to figure out how to fix the marriage,
once again turning to statistics that 95%, yep you read that right right, 95%
of marriages that last 50 years have survived at least one affair. It means if
you’re going to make it to the end like a marathon, unless you’re one of the
gifted Olympians, there’s probably going to be some small or big hiccups. I’d
had my own years ago. As this blog talked about and as my friends knew within a
day of it happening, when my wife told me she was leaving the day I got back
from Duke and as the fights ensued out of my own confusion and anger, I kicked
her. I was on steroids and no sleep and the worst emotional state of my life,
but be assured I took full responsibility and I apologize for it. This was
something I let the organizations know that had used me and probably the reason
why if you go to all the other ads under www.livestrong.org/wecanhelp you’ll
see the previews of everyone else’s ad show a picture of them and mine shows a
generic picture. I haven’t sat in counseling and with a minister for over a
year because I think I’ve got it all together.
I don’t
quite understand some of the realities of cancer survivorship. Even the guy so
committed to the George Clooney lifestyle has a hard time relating to why
people do fertility preservation. I mean I understand it emotionally but I keep
being the guy who wants to protect everyone from my disease why do people have
cancer try to have kids when so many cancers are genetic and when recurrence
and life expectancies are lower? Logically it seems so irresponsible but then I
sit there and do my daughter’s homework with her and it makes a lot more sense
that people want to stop cancer from robbing them of the meanings of life (that
plural is intended).
There
are two things that Lance Armstrong said that I do love: “You don’t beat it,” he said.
“You get very lucky and survive it. I don’t want anyone to think I beat cancer
because I’m special.” And the guy who has accepted living off his long term
insurance because I honestly don’t believe I’m going to make 40 and if the
choice is between swallowing my pride and taking my long term insurance and
getting more time with my daughter or going back to the rat race, well I’ll
swallow my pride because even if you win the rat race you’re still a rat. There
are people both survivors and lack thereof who have tried to tell me you’re
going to be part of the minority, they wonder why don’t I believe this. Well,
if you’ve read this back long enough, you know that when the doctors couldn’t
decide whether or not surgery was too high risk, I had a poker game to decide.
I’m a poker player and other than pocket 8’s, I bet the odds. But when Kiana
went to my latest neurosurgeon with me a few months back, she was only there
for the beginning and afterwards she asked what the doctor said after she left.
They had resent the biopsy to John Hopkins and confirmed that indeed it was
cancer and Dr. Friedman had once again said, yeah I still don’t think you’re going
to make 40 (something other survivors have tried to get me to ignore that
surgeons also just think in black and white) but Kiana would say, “No matter
what the doctor said, you’re going to be okay.” And it reminded me of another
great Lance Armstrong quote: “If children have the ability to ignore all odds
and percentages, then maybe we can all learn from them. When you think about
it, what other choice is there but to hope? We have two options, medically and
emotionally: give up, or Fight Like Hell.” And medically, financially,
legally, I’ll fight but fight to get back to work or fight to spend time with
my kid, hey if you think like Kiana’s mother who had the audacity to email,
well you let me know when you’re “able” again, I couldn’t possibly care less
about people’s opinions that I am using a private insurance I paid for and
qualify for and have less financial resources because of medical issues to spend time with my daughter. Judge me away.
Back to Lance, people have been clever and cut up their Livestrong
band, I still have my original one on. They have made it say Liestrong or Lies
on shirts and event paraphenelia. They try to seem to think a man and an
institution are singular. But to quote that USA today article How does one get duped into using the foundation's website to
get educated about treatment options? How can one get
tricked into calling the foundation's hotline for advice when the daily
challenges feel too big and bewildering?
How do young adults like me get scammed into finding an outlet to discuss difficulties, such as physical impairment, infertility, job or insurance discrimination and fears of recurrence? Where's the deception in encouraging people in low-income and minority communities to visit a YMCA for foundation-supported workshops on healthy living? Finally, how is it possible to get duped into believing that you can live with all your might even when staring down cancer?
How do young adults like me get scammed into finding an outlet to discuss difficulties, such as physical impairment, infertility, job or insurance discrimination and fears of recurrence? Where's the deception in encouraging people in low-income and minority communities to visit a YMCA for foundation-supported workshops on healthy living? Finally, how is it possible to get duped into believing that you can live with all your might even when staring down cancer?

Anyway, we all have different perspectives and room for them.
The legal issues regarding custody and my cancer are still outstanding. I’ve offered my
medical records and they aren’t taking them because we are stating this can
only be used for this case and without even looking at them, they want me to
give them blanket permission for all legal cases. I may have brain damage but I’m
not going to be dumb enough to say here have this and use it to sue me or try
to take my child at any time.
How it works:
· Jeff likes to ride his bike. Jeff is inspired by people’s stories. Jeff likes listening to music. Jeff makes a $10.00 donation to your fundraising account when you submit a story and song about someone past or present with cancer.
Getting Started:
· Visit www.theroadrider.net and submit your information and song via the “Dedicate a Song” button
· Once Jeff receives your song and story he will make a $10.00 donation to you, and he will also make a donation to his efforts! It’s like a two for one deal!
· There is no limit to the number of songs and stories you can send!
· Include the link to your personal fundraising page so Jeff can make the donation http://laf.livestrong.org/site/TR/Endurance/Endurance?px=1004553&pg=personal&fr_id=1390
Hurray for Jeffs!
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